Wednesday, September 5, 2007

All Dogs Go To Heaven


I love the Lone Peak Press and their journalistic integrity to only bring us the hard hitting news of Highland, Alpine & Cedar Hills. If it isn't the Cox/Dickson Wedding or an article about the Husband and Wife Intimacy Center that just opened then it is this: a canine clergyman. No really, he officiates weddings in Highland and you too can have your pets' nuptials officiated by the illustrious Reverend Tyker. If you are interested, please visit his website and you MUST SEND ME AN INVITE!!! Apparently anyone can become a minister online with a little help from The Universal Life Church. Even dogs. If you so choose to take this calling of ministry in life please heed the advise and warnings posted on their website, my favorite:

"Please only ordain others with their permission. This includes public figures as well as cartoon and other fictional characters."

This is serious business that could be met with some confusion at the pearly .com gates as I once had a seminary teacher and a dog named Charlie Brown.

15 comments:

Chelsea said...

Zach...you have made my day bringing up the shorts incident. I have tried oh so hard to forget that terrible day. Yet it always creeps back in to the old memory box. It really is the funniest thing now...but so sad as a kid. And what parent only lets a kid get 1 picture anyways? And then wouldn't even let me get a real one???? Come on Cid!
I need to add those shorts to the reasons I was so hot in the 80's. Remember the matching tank top and socks?! I sure do. I wore the outfit everyday. Ah...I miss our sweet childhood! Hey did you see that I found Angie Dixons blog? You should click back on to mine and you can see hers. All of her fam has them too. Alright my friend...I love and miss you!!! :) Chelsea

Lindsay said...

Zach Attack-
For a moment I thought you were posting a picture of Scoshie??!! Wasn't that Granny's dog's name? I miss you and hope your doing well...keep it real!!! lindsay

zacharoo said...

It is totally Granny's dog! I choose to belive that Tyker is the reincarnated version and he is a minister to make up for his days of smoking and boozing in a past life.

Chelsea said...

I totally thought of Scoshie when I saw this but was caught up in my shorts and myself that I forgot to mention the funniest post ever. So I may be calling them to marry my dogs. We call them brother and sister, but they feel like boyfriend and girlfriend. I think they may rather be husband and wife by some of their actions. Perverted dogs.....
Did Scoshie have to eat as much spaghettio's as we did in the scarriest basement ever? I always want to think that spaghettio's taste as good as they did when we were 5....they don't. Carter thinks they are nasty. Poor guy doesn't even know that that used to be a staple! ;)

Amanda Jane said...

Okay 1st- Zach it was Cox/Dickamore

Chelsea-I have been dying to mention the 1 picture incident that is in my top ten Elmer memories (well that whole movie contains at least 3 of them...Tyler rapping anyone?)And Zach and I were just talking about how good we thought Spaghettio's were at Granny's then my Mom bought them a couple of years later at our house. Hmm, not so good.

Lindsay, Chelsea, Zach that is totally Schoshie!

Amanda Jane said...

Oh and I get that paper? How did I not notice that story?????

gurrbonzo said...

YOU. ARE. KIDDING.

Chelsea said...

So Lindsay and I are sitting here trying to figure out Granny's other dog's name.
Here are a few we are running by trying to remember. PLEASE HELP US!!
Squid, Suzuki, Skuzi, Squashie, Cooshie, Japan?
HELP!!!

Chelsea said...

And then she got a 3rd one after the "passing" of the other 2. It's name didn't go well with the other 2. What was that one?

Amanda Jane said...

That's so funny, because ALL day yesterday I was trying to remember the other dog's name! What was it? And I totally forgot about dog #3. Did you figure it out?

Annika Louisiana said...

Zach I had the other Charlie Brown as a teacher too- umm and since when did granny have more than one dog? I swear they all were just named scoshie...no? so if dog number one was Scoshie what was dog number 2 and 3?

zacharoo said...

Dog number two was named Sushi. Not sure I know the name of the third... Dog?

Ashley said...

Let's buy fish and ask permission to make them priests and then marry other fish and then they can start laying eggs in a more legal manner. Just a thought.

Lindsay said...

Zach, you rule for coming to see me at Granny's! Yes, I see you figured out Sushi. She said the third was Reb?! KIT

Chelsea said...

Reb? That is nowhere what I thought it was. I think Granny is tricking us. Zach atttack how are you these days?!